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Monday, July 30, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
[+/-] : Rush Hour 3
Synopsis:
While in Paris, Lee's (Jackie Chan) latest assignment is to escort and to protect Chinese Ambassador Han as he delivers a major address before the World Criminal Court Summit in Los Angeles. While delivering his announcement, he is shot and nearly killed. Meanwhile, former LAPD Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker),
who has recently been demoted to a traffic cop just happens to be listening to the radio when the tragedy occurs. He rushes to the scene to help, but instead interferes with Lee's pursuit of the culprit. To get his status back, Carter teams up with Lee one more time to help track down the assassins. With the trail leading to Paris, both will find themselves in unfamiliar territory. The two will be forced to fight the French police J Moser, the Triads, and foreign culture if they are going to solve the mystery in time.
Director: Brett Ratner
Cast: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Vinnie Jones, Roman Polanski.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
[+/-] : Muthu Oh Muthu ....
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)...
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Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)...
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
[+/-] : 我開除我女秘書的原因
我開除我女秘書的原因（一定要看哦！笑到噴飯！哈哈！）
兩個禮拜之前，是我 45 歲的生日。 那天早上，我的心情還不錯。我想說吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說"生日快樂"，搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢！結果她不但沒有跟我說 "生日快樂"，就連"早安"也沒一句。我想"算了，老婆就是這樣！可能小孩會記得吧。" 結果，小孩來吃早餐的時候，也是什麼都沒說。等我到公司的時候，我已經覺得滿沮喪的了。
當我要走進辦公室的時候，我的秘書珍娜對我說，"早安阿~~老闆，生日快樂。"我頓時覺得好一點，至少還有人記得。工作到了中午，珍娜敲敲我的門說："你知道嗎？今天天氣不錯，而且又是你的生日，不如到外面用餐吧，就我跟你。"我說："那是我今天聽到最好聽的話，走吧！"我們沒有到我們平常用餐的地方，反而去了郊外一個比較私人的地方，我們點了兩杯馬丁尼，好好的享受這頓午餐。
在回去的路上，她說："今天真的是美好的一天。我想我們不一定要回去公司吧？"我說： "我想不用吧！”她說："那不如去我家吧！"到了她家之後，她說："老闆，如果你不介意，我想到房間換件比較舒服的衣服。""當然！" 我興奮的說。於是她進去房間，六分鐘之後，她拿了一個大生日蛋糕出來，接著走出來的是我太太，小孩，以及一群朋友，全部唱著"生日快樂"歌。而我則坐在沙發上 ............................................................................................................................. ...................................................... ...................................................... ...................................................... ..........................................................................................................
一絲不掛！！！...
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兩個禮拜之前，是我 45 歲的生日。 那天早上，我的心情還不錯。我想說吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說"生日快樂"，搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢！結果她不但沒有跟我說 "生日快樂"，就連"早安"也沒一句。我想"算了，老婆就是這樣！可能小孩會記得吧。" 結果，小孩來吃早餐的時候，也是什麼都沒說。等我到公司的時候，我已經覺得滿沮喪的了。
當我要走進辦公室的時候，我的秘書珍娜對我說，"早安阿~~老闆，生日快樂。"我頓時覺得好一點，至少還有人記得。工作到了中午，珍娜敲敲我的門說："你知道嗎？今天天氣不錯，而且又是你的生日，不如到外面用餐吧，就我跟你。"我說："那是我今天聽到最好聽的話，走吧！"我們沒有到我們平常用餐的地方，反而去了郊外一個比較私人的地方，我們點了兩杯馬丁尼，好好的享受這頓午餐。
在回去的路上，她說："今天真的是美好的一天。我想我們不一定要回去公司吧？"我說： "我想不用吧！”她說："那不如去我家吧！"到了她家之後，她說："老闆，如果你不介意，我想到房間換件比較舒服的衣服。""當然！" 我興奮的說。於是她進去房間，六分鐘之後，她拿了一個大生日蛋糕出來，接著走出來的是我太太，小孩，以及一群朋友，全部唱著"生日快樂"歌。而我則坐在沙發上 ............................................................................................................................. ...................................................... ...................................................... ...................................................... ..........................................................................................................
一絲不掛！！！...
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[+/-] : Interview
Interview
Ah Huay went for a job interview to be a secretary.When the manager saw AhHuay's colourful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair,
his mind is screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN ". Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huay. So he told AhHuay, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance!. The words are "GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Ah Huay thought for a while and said :" I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.... BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number,lah....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Kum Siah."
The Manager fainted....
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Ah Huay went for a job interview to be a secretary.When the manager saw AhHuay's colourful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair,
his mind is screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN ". Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huay. So he told AhHuay, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance!. The words are "GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Ah Huay thought for a while and said :" I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.... BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number,lah....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Kum Siah."
The Manager fainted....
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
[+/-] : 长江七号
长江七号A Hope
年代：2007
导演：周星驰
主演：周星驰 林子聪 张雨绮
类型：喜剧
周星驰在片中扮演一个穷困潦倒的父亲，和儿子居住在宁波大马路边的一栋破旧房屋里。为了让儿子能够过上好生活，星爷被迫到建筑工地打工，不过却遭遇“民工欠薪”的悲惨待遇，不仅拿不到薪水，还因“闹事”被工头追打。凄凉无比的周爸爸虽然买不起价值上百元的玩具给儿子，但不忍就此放弃，机缘巧合，在垃圾堆里捡到了一个很奇怪的东西。周星驰非常高兴，准备把这个东西当作玩具送给儿子。竟然没想到这个玩具竟然是和外星人联系 ...
主演：周星驰 林子聪 张雨绮
类型：喜剧
周星驰在片中扮演一个穷困潦倒的父亲，和儿子居住在宁波大马路边的一栋破旧房屋里。为了让儿子能够过上好生活，星爷被迫到建筑工地打工，不过却遭遇“民工欠薪”的悲惨待遇，不仅拿不到薪水，还因“闹事”被工头追打。凄凉无比的周爸爸虽然买不起价值上百元的玩具给儿子，但不忍就此放弃，机缘巧合，在垃圾堆里捡到了一个很奇怪的东西。周星驰非常高兴，准备把这个东西当作玩具送给儿子。竟然没想到这个玩具竟然是和外星人联系 ...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
[+/-] : 15 Inch LCD Monitors For sell RM220(Sold)
Branded 15 Inch LCD for Sell in Rm220, COD in penang only.
Anyone intrested please your contact no in my blog chat box.
Thanks alot...
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Anyone intrested please your contact no in my blog chat box.
Thanks alot...
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[+/-] : 杰伦情怀。。
杰伦应该就快推出新专辑了吧？？期待着呢。。最近他有首新歌“不能说的秘密“
好好听呢。。是近期喜欢的歌哦~ 从他第一张专辑我已经开始听他的歌了。。一直以来都是那么的喜欢他的音乐。。
虽然很多人说他的音乐一成不变，咬词不清，吊。。但我还是那么喜欢他的音乐一成不变吧？
他的音乐陪我走过了很多开心与不开心的日子。。也趁经为了要去他的签名会发生了意外。。
在医院躺了整个月。。还给老妈骂了一顿，也让老妈担心了。。。对不起呢老妈。
但我也还是一样听杰伦的音乐。。去他的演唱会。。这就是我的专情吧~~对着我爱的人我也是对她如此的专情呢。。。对于事情的专一。。也不就是对一段感情的专一吗？至少我认为是如此， 嘻嘻。。。...
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好好听呢。。是近期喜欢的歌哦~ 从他第一张专辑我已经开始听他的歌了。。一直以来都是那么的喜欢他的音乐。。
虽然很多人说他的音乐一成不变，咬词不清，吊。。但我还是那么喜欢他的音乐一成不变吧？
他的音乐陪我走过了很多开心与不开心的日子。。也趁经为了要去他的签名会发生了意外。。
在医院躺了整个月。。还给老妈骂了一顿，也让老妈担心了。。。对不起呢老妈。
但我也还是一样听杰伦的音乐。。去他的演唱会。。这就是我的专情吧~~对着我爱的人我也是对她如此的专情呢。。。对于事情的专一。。也不就是对一段感情的专一吗？至少我认为是如此， 嘻嘻。。。...
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[+/-] : Transformer Funny Flash
Transformer funny flash, but the dialog in chinese, haha...but it still nice to watch even you duno chinese ler ^^
Here is the flash link~ enjoy the movie :P
http://flash.onlinedown.net/FullPlay.htm?upflash/200408052000004.swf...
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Here is the flash link~ enjoy the movie :P
http://flash.onlinedown.net/FullPlay.htm?upflash/200408052000004.swf...
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Friday, July 6, 2007
[+/-] : 相当经典！强力推荐
<結婚前>
往↓看：
他：太好了！我期盼的日子終於來臨了！我都等不及了!
她：我可以反悔嗎?
他：不，你甚至想都别想!
她：你愛我嗎?
他：當然！
她：你會背叛我嗎?
他：不會，你怎麼會有這種想法?
她：你可以吻我一下嗎?
他：當然，決不可能只有一下！
她：你有可能打我嗎?
他：永遠不可能！
她：我能相信你嗎?
<結婚後>從下往上看↑...
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往↓看：
他：太好了！我期盼的日子終於來臨了！我都等不及了!
她：我可以反悔嗎?
他：不，你甚至想都别想!
她：你愛我嗎?
他：當然！
她：你會背叛我嗎?
他：不會，你怎麼會有這種想法?
她：你可以吻我一下嗎?
他：當然，決不可能只有一下！
她：你有可能打我嗎?
他：永遠不可能！
她：我能相信你嗎?
<結婚後>從下往上看↑...
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Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
[+/-] : 鹦鹉的笑话
▲ 有一个胖子，上了飞机发现同座居然是一只鹦鹉。不过现在都 internet时代了，什么稀奇古怪的事情都有，也没觉得奇怪。有点口渴，于是向空中小姐要了一杯水，可是小姐一直都很忙，好长时间没来得及送水。这时旁边的鹦鹉说话了：我X你大爷的！你丫是不是找抽啊！我TM要的XO怎么还没送来？空中小姐立刻颠颠地把 XO送来了，还一个劲地赔不是。胖子一看，哦，原来她们吃这套啊。于是也大声嚷嚷起来：你X你姥姥的！你丫是不是找扇啊！我TM要的水怎么还没送来！空中小姐也立刻赶来了，不过这次后面跟着两个彪形大汉。俩人一架，把胖子给扔出去了。胖子在半空中怎么也想不明白，自己怎么还不如一只鹦鹉？这时舱门一开，鹦鹉也给扔出来了。鹦鹉飞到胖子旁边说：傻 X，你丫没翅膀还敢那么牛X?!
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▲ 某杂货店来了一只红鹦鹉，口里叼一枚一角钱的硬币抛到柜台上叫：老板，给俺一颗糖豆！老板搬来梯子爬到货架的最高层，取下一个糖果罐子放在柜台上让鹦鹉挑选，鹦鹉挑了一颗满意离去。老板刚把罐子放回货架，又来了一只绿色鹦鹉，抛下一角钱硬币喊：老板，给俺一颗糖豆！老板无奈只好又搬梯子爬上爬下。刚送走了这个鹦鹉，门外又来了一只兰色鹦鹉，老板满头大汗地摇晃着脑袋重新搬梯子往上爬，取下罐子问鹦鹉：你也要一颗糖豆吧？兰色鹦鹉摇头，老板发现自己犯了举一反三的错误，于是重新把罐子和梯子收拾好，问：那您想要点什么呢？鹦鹉回答：我想要两颗糖豆。
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▲ 一货车司机带着他的宠物一只鹦鹉运送一车母鸡，鹦鹉随手扔到后面车厢中，一路上货车司机寂寞难耐，忽然路边一妙龄女郎招手搭顺风车，司机欣然同意，途中司机很不老实的乱摸，女郎不让，司机威胁道："让摸不让摸？不让摸就下去。"女郎遂下车，过一会司机良心发现，又倒回车来，拉上这个女郎，过一会，司机又不老实，动手动脚，女郎不让，遂赶下车。一路上来回折腾了好几次，最后快到终点了，他最后一次问那个女郎，让不让？女郎说，不行，遂被赶下车。终点到后司机发现车厢中仅剩一只母鸡和那只宠物鹦鹉，只听鹦鹉对母鸡说："让摸不让摸？不让摸就下去。" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
▲ 公共汽车上，一个老头盯着一个穿着前卫，满头各色染发的年轻人不停的看。年轻人火了："老东西，你看什么？难道你TM年轻的时侯没做过什么疯狂的事吗？！" 老头说："我年轻的时候干过一只鹦鹉。我怀疑你是她儿子！"
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▲ 一位漂亮的女孩养了一只鹦鹉，一天女孩在浴室洗澡，鹦鹉说："看到了，看到了。" 女孩生气地对鹦鹉说："再叫就拔光你的毛。" 第二天一位光头的客人来到家里，鹦鹉偷偷地飞到客人的肩头，悄悄地说："你也看到了吗？"
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▲ 一个鸟商有三只鹦鹉。一个顾客过来看了看，指着第一只鹦鹉问价。 "1000元。"鸟商说। 顾客惊奇道："这么贵？" "当然，因为它会使用Windows" "那这只呢？ "顾客又指着第二只। "2000，因为它会用UNIX" "哦，第三只呢？" "3000。它会......?"鸟商耸了下肩，回答："我也不知道它会什么。"他指着前两只鹦鹉， "可是它们两个管它叫'CEO'。"
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小x特别喜欢鹦鹉。一天他去溜鸟市，发现一只鹦鹉卖3万元。 他很好奇，于是就问买主：您的鹦鹉怎么这么贵呀？买主：我这只鹦鹉聪明！什么都会说。 小x一听这么聪明就一狠心买下来了。 晚上到了家，他特别的高兴。就摆弄这只鹦鹉。 小x: 我会走 鹦鹉：我会走 小x：我会跑 鹦鹉：我会跑 小x ：我会飞 鹦鹉：你吹什么鸟牛呢！ ...
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▲ 某杂货店来了一只红鹦鹉，口里叼一枚一角钱的硬币抛到柜台上叫：老板，给俺一颗糖豆！老板搬来梯子爬到货架的最高层，取下一个糖果罐子放在柜台上让鹦鹉挑选，鹦鹉挑了一颗满意离去。老板刚把罐子放回货架，又来了一只绿色鹦鹉，抛下一角钱硬币喊：老板，给俺一颗糖豆！老板无奈只好又搬梯子爬上爬下。刚送走了这个鹦鹉，门外又来了一只兰色鹦鹉，老板满头大汗地摇晃着脑袋重新搬梯子往上爬，取下罐子问鹦鹉：你也要一颗糖豆吧？兰色鹦鹉摇头，老板发现自己犯了举一反三的错误，于是重新把罐子和梯子收拾好，问：那您想要点什么呢？鹦鹉回答：我想要两颗糖豆。
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▲ 一货车司机带着他的宠物一只鹦鹉运送一车母鸡，鹦鹉随手扔到后面车厢中，一路上货车司机寂寞难耐，忽然路边一妙龄女郎招手搭顺风车，司机欣然同意，途中司机很不老实的乱摸，女郎不让，司机威胁道："让摸不让摸？不让摸就下去。"女郎遂下车，过一会司机良心发现，又倒回车来，拉上这个女郎，过一会，司机又不老实，动手动脚，女郎不让，遂赶下车。一路上来回折腾了好几次，最后快到终点了，他最后一次问那个女郎，让不让？女郎说，不行，遂被赶下车。终点到后司机发现车厢中仅剩一只母鸡和那只宠物鹦鹉，只听鹦鹉对母鸡说："让摸不让摸？不让摸就下去。" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
▲ 公共汽车上，一个老头盯着一个穿着前卫，满头各色染发的年轻人不停的看。年轻人火了："老东西，你看什么？难道你TM年轻的时侯没做过什么疯狂的事吗？！" 老头说："我年轻的时候干过一只鹦鹉。我怀疑你是她儿子！"
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▲ 一位漂亮的女孩养了一只鹦鹉，一天女孩在浴室洗澡，鹦鹉说："看到了，看到了。" 女孩生气地对鹦鹉说："再叫就拔光你的毛。" 第二天一位光头的客人来到家里，鹦鹉偷偷地飞到客人的肩头，悄悄地说："你也看到了吗？"
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▲ 一个鸟商有三只鹦鹉。一个顾客过来看了看，指着第一只鹦鹉问价。 "1000元。"鸟商说। 顾客惊奇道："这么贵？" "当然，因为它会使用Windows" "那这只呢？ "顾客又指着第二只। "2000，因为它会用UNIX" "哦，第三只呢？" "3000。它会......?"鸟商耸了下肩，回答："我也不知道它会什么。"他指着前两只鹦鹉， "可是它们两个管它叫'CEO'。"
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小x特别喜欢鹦鹉。一天他去溜鸟市，发现一只鹦鹉卖3万元。 他很好奇，于是就问买主：您的鹦鹉怎么这么贵呀？买主：我这只鹦鹉聪明！什么都会说。 小x一听这么聪明就一狠心买下来了。 晚上到了家，他特别的高兴。就摆弄这只鹦鹉。 小x: 我会走 鹦鹉：我会走 小x：我会跑 鹦鹉：我会跑 小x ：我会飞 鹦鹉：你吹什么鸟牛呢！ ...
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